31 Parenting Posts for the Pre-Summer Camp Countdown

  • 01
    If my kids keep eating 3 breakfasts I will be bankrupt by the end of summer
  • 02
    I am never going to financially recover from this
  • 03
    Me My kid trying to bother my wife in the kitchen
  • 04
    "Look at that Roblox ahh car" -my kids when they see a Cybertruck
  • 05
    Me: when the kids go to bed I'm going to enjoy myself When the kids go to bed:
  • 06
    One of the hardest parts of being alive is not knowing what's real and what's satire anymore FORBES > LIFESTYLE > ARTS Michael Bay Is About To Transform 'Skibidi Toilet' Into Cinema Dani Di Placido Senior Contributor ① I write about film, television, internet culture, and other fun stuff. Follow
  • 07
    My kid after I cut their sandwich the wrong way A core memory.
  • 08
    My kids were shocked, even disgusted when I told them I don't find minions funny. Am I the only one?
  • 09
    Laundry after coming back from vacation.
  • 10
    When I see another parent who still has their kid in PJs at 3pm @DEATHBYDIAPERS You're just like me. Trash.
  • 11
    Nobody: My baby in my face at 4am: @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 12
    Me watching the dad from Bluey: alright finally a good dad in a cartoon After a couple of episodes: alright let's tone it down slick you're making us look bad @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 13
    Lucas @OFLaCar Meant to say "hold on for a second" and "give me a minute" to a customer and it came out as "hold me for a second" what a monday
  • 14
    Parent: oh we don't let our kids do screen time Me: @DEATHBYDIAPERS congrats good job great brilliant bravo DIG nice cool 2 points for you awesome
  • 15
    Still mad at the Easter Bunny (me) for creating an elaborate scavenger hunt 5 years ago that I have to keep doing
  • 16
    Physically I'm an adult but mentally I'm sitting in my kitchen drinking from a 1991's Fievel Goes West Pizza Hut cup
  • 17
    My kid making me watch the same Paw Patrol episode for the 135727 time
  • 18
    Throughout the day I make so many plans of what I'll do when my kids go to bed and the end of the day i just sit on the couch like this @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 19
    Evolution of a toddler 0-4 Months 4-36 Months 36 Months +
  • 20
    Vodka AndStringCheese @VodkaAndCheeze The hardest part of parenting is VodkaAndStringCheese parenting your own traits out of your kids
  • 21
    You know you got kids when the back of every remote in your house look like this @DEATHBYDIAPERS DURACELL
  • 22
    The look I give my wife after the kids go to bed ays Classic Size! @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 23
    JINGLE JANGLE JUSTIN @Heisenherr 600 The kids asked if they could write "Let It Snow" on the windows... the bottom is what can be seen from the road. TS NO
  • 24
    Lindz Shelton @l1ndzko "Christmas time is great because you can shout 'don't come in here' and people assume you're wrapping their presents, instead of just wanting to be left alone."
  • 25
    Miriel Thomas Reneau @mirielmargaret I'm writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I'm doing. "I'm writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend's mom died," I say. He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively "...that's just to be kind, right? You're not the one who did it?"
  • 26
    MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.
  • 27
    When you tell your kid to stop running and they fall bc they don't listen @DEATHBYDIAPERS INJURED? GOOD CLAMAR
  • 28
    Parent hack: make yourself a nice little lunch out of your kid's scraps. @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 29
    When dad catches the cold everyone fought through I'm dying. @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 30
    Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
  • 31
    Me @DEATHBYDIAPERS My kid at 6am

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